I grew up in an anti-vax family convinced that vaccines gave me ass burgers. The ones who are still anti-vax are into all sorts of conspiracies now and do retarded shit like buy $200 USBs that block 5G gamma delta ligma rays. I wanna get the jab so that my fat ass doesn't have my lungs fucked by the spicy coof but I worry about whether some of the shit they claim about the vaccine being designed to cull 95% of the population in two years is real.

Any non-retards here who can help me out?