So listen up. I had really dry skin and had some exema, so I began to lather my skin in lotion and something strange is happening. I swear my dick has grown an inch or so in girth, and my libido seems greatly improved. Can anyone explain why? Is my skin absorbing this stuff and using it to produce hormones or some shit?
I always thought skincare was for faggots, but seems like i was wrong.

Can someone tell me what else is going on in the skin?