Today, I've been reading about how the S1 protein from the coof stays in your monocytes and they don't croak for 15 months. Also, I saw it's possible to induce death via nicotine. Could you friendly folk help me with the following:

1. Why wouldn't alcohol do the same? What about retard-tier solutions like huffing glue?
2. There are COVID antigen tests available locally and they claim to detect if I've had the coof. I thought the antibodies were limited to six months max, but they say otherwise. Would this test work to detect if I have S1 proteins present in these CD14lo/CD16+ monocytes?
3. If not, what test could I get that would show if I have these? The last hemogram I got here showed monocyte count only, not specific ones.

Apologies if any of this has been discussed already. I've read through the archives and didn't find the answers. Thanks in advance.