>>13945786You think you're so great, you pseudointellectual poser?
I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a thesis that is in it's final editing stage, and a professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's a scientific revolution.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense.
