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Barbershop paradox: Sweeny Todd Theory run simulation making time paradox creating a two dimension split that you could inject 1 version yes 2 version no run cyborg upload. The supposition that, 'if one of two simultaneous assumptions leads to a contradiction, the other assumption is also disproved' leads to paradoxical consequences.
What the Tortoise Said to Achilles: Jedi mind trick I taught the snail in the tortoise brain that can slow down calculations into infinite calculations, some times you just gotta go with your gut and what feels right. CHEAT(if your taking a test and the answer is either true or false. Just draw a T and put a little line under it and make a hybrid TF letter. DONE If a presumption needs to be made that a specific result can be deduced from premises, then the result can never be deduced. An inference rule, which is valid (or not), cannot be a premise, which is true (or false), otherwise one has an infinite regress. Also known as Carroll's paradox and is not to be confused with the "Achilles and the tortoise" paradox by Zeno of Elea.
Catch-22: When I time traveled back into the past into the middle of a fucking war after being caught it was really hard to explain my way out of it. A situation in which someone is in need of something that can only be had by not being in need of it. A soldier who wants to be declared insane to avoid combat is deemed not insane for that very reason and will therefore not be declared insane.
Drinker paradox: You can do a lot with portals in the future, if one person drank the correct reverse portal liquid and put the output in the keg at the pub. DRINKS ARE IN AND ON ME BOYZ. In any pub there is a customer such that if that customer is drinking, everybody in the pub is drinking.
