>>13942464I can prove that P = NP, but I don't want to face the social consequences of that in terms of my attractiveness to women. I don't want to be the nerdy guy.
I've thought about releasing an anonymous proof, but I don't want someone else taking credit for it. At first I thought I could prevent this by means of an included cryptographic hash of a secret pre-image, but then I realized that even if nobody else can prove provenance (barring advances in cryptanalysis against the strongest hashes of today), people will still steal credit in a sense by means of public speculation.