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Suppose it were not real.
We know there exists some universe in close proximity to ours that in some way mirror our reality.
Indeed Mars does not exist, so this world is probably commiefornia where all the failed scientists fuck off to
Commiefornia is mars, so to speak, so all the code monkeys there build startups to farm
They are on mars, somewhere far away, so we cannot get them for child pornography
They manage to finance nuclear weapons with the money they raise from farming
They come here and take our intellectual property they need for these shit startups, a contradiction
QED