/sgt/ Sperm general thread.

What kind of microscope do I need to see my own little swimmers? Always wanted to see the fuckers, it would help me visualize how much genocide I'm doing every time I jizz into something other than a womb.

I've read that us jents make 525 billion sperm cells over a lifetime. One of these days some galactic emperor could have hundreds of billions of kids. Just imagine that.

Take zinc, drink water, exercise, wear boxers; what else can I do to keep my count high?