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If I have a wide variety of plants...

And I constantly jizz on them...

I mean, I'm jizzing on these plants every day for decades.
I keep the plants reproducing and cycling generations, but I keep exposing them to my jizz...

Will any of my genetic material EVENTUALLY end up in the cells of the plants, in a meaningful way, to alter the plants genetic material???
Surely the odds are higher than 0%, right?
0.000000001% is still higher than 0, and people win the lottery. I'm going to jizz on plants forever. That's my game plan. That's how I change society.

It's time to fight back, god damnit. I'm going to cuck some plants.