>>13906813Find covid-friend
Ask her to spit in your cup
Push a swab up her nose and her throat
Wiggle the swab in the cup and add small amount of water
Add a little bit of 70% ethanol and stir
Wait 4h
Cook the sample at 60C until the ethanol is evaporated
Freeze the sample quickly then break the ice into small pieces or use a mixer
Snort it before it melts
Congratulations you are now inoculated, your respiratory membranes are full of inactivated virus particles and your immune system learns