OK I'm fucked bros and need help from my fellow scientists
My fucking employer is forcing me to get a vaccine or I'm getting fired, I've got 3 months to get the first shot or be homeless
It took me 6 months applying full time to get this job so it's not like I can just get another one
Here's my plan a:
Apply for a medical exemption form,
go to doctor with the form then claim I have all of the following:
extreme psychological anxiety over the vaccine that will cause a mental breakdown if I have to take it.
A religious exemption (I will make up something about a sect of atheism or some pagan shit).
And here is the motherlode:
I'm pulling several terabytes worth of scientific articles that mention "genetics" and am going to try to claim that I have a family genetic history vulnerability and am awaiting extensive tests from extended family members and trying to exhume my deceased grandparents. Further, my father died last year (from cancer) but overseas so I am also going to claim that he died from the vaccine and its suspected that it interacted with another genetic vulnerability.
with several terabytes of research papers and other useless documents I'm going to try and force them to grant the exemption as it's not clearly safe for me and they can't possibly verify the document dump and arbitrary letter dump. I will encrypt tons of them and corrupt them too for further obfuscation and claim to have dozens of international experts researching it etc
Plan b involves going nuclear, or paying a homeless guy to get double jabbed.
Any high IQ genius's got any other ways you could get a medical exemption?
My fucking employer is forcing me to get a vaccine or I'm getting fired, I've got 3 months to get the first shot or be homeless
It took me 6 months applying full time to get this job so it's not like I can just get another one
Here's my plan a:
Apply for a medical exemption form,
go to doctor with the form then claim I have all of the following:
extreme psychological anxiety over the vaccine that will cause a mental breakdown if I have to take it.
A religious exemption (I will make up something about a sect of atheism or some pagan shit).
And here is the motherlode:
I'm pulling several terabytes worth of scientific articles that mention "genetics" and am going to try to claim that I have a family genetic history vulnerability and am awaiting extensive tests from extended family members and trying to exhume my deceased grandparents. Further, my father died last year (from cancer) but overseas so I am also going to claim that he died from the vaccine and its suspected that it interacted with another genetic vulnerability.
with several terabytes of research papers and other useless documents I'm going to try and force them to grant the exemption as it's not clearly safe for me and they can't possibly verify the document dump and arbitrary letter dump. I will encrypt tons of them and corrupt them too for further obfuscation and claim to have dozens of international experts researching it etc
Plan b involves going nuclear, or paying a homeless guy to get double jabbed.
Any high IQ genius's got any other ways you could get a medical exemption?
