I am at a loss for words, this happened yesterday. I was in my office, rolling a pencil when suddenly an unscheduled patient walked in. He was tall and muscular and yet his face was like that of Sephiroth's asexually seductive. The man had already seemingly hypnotized my secretary with his good looks and charm. I could not believe the confidence this man possessed. I tried to open my mouth and tell him know that he would need to book an appointment as we were very busy as the clinic, with the COVID-19 pandemic going on and all. And that's when I noticed that the man wasn't even wearing a mask. In my astonishment I had failed to instruct him to wear one. "You must wear a mask, sir!" I told him, sternly, but he just smiled at me.
"No need, doctor, for you see I'm naturally immune to the virus" he said
I could not believe what I was hearing! This arrogant man had the gall to state something so, so ERRONIOUS! Did he not realize that 'naturally immunity' was a mere myth?? Luckily I had science on my side, or so I thought, as I proceeded to convey my counter-argument.
"Hah, no no, you must have stumbled across what is commonly known among academics as 'fake news', an amateurs mistake, undoubtedly." I remarked, with a grin on my face. "Now then, perhaps I could give you your first shot? Mr...?"