>>13890511In fact, in absolute fact, splitting twins at birth changes their personalities completely. Thus, imagine if you have 1000 sets of twins. By lining them up in an array, you could cut off their arms and legs and install them into a machine and sensory deprivation chamber. By choosing the proper stimuli, you can induce equal and opposite personality reactions in the twin. You need only add synchronized atomic clocks to each twin, which we shall call a bit, and agree twin 1 should be tweaked at time 1 and twin 2 at phase offset 2, though messages can be passed to change this naive time slicing. In this paper, we show that an array of 1000 bits can allow superliminal un-aertheric information transmission at a rate of 100Gbit-sec^-1 for 184+/-19 mJ/bit-sec^-1. We demonstrate a reference implementation of our PHY suitable for mounting on a small interplanetary cargo vessel.