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Unironically, yeah. You will need to know someone named Zed ('Z' for you Americans), which isn't a common name, so your chances aren't off to a great start. Plus, this Zed will have to actually be interested in you, which further reduces your chances. They would also have to be willing to cheat with you, which not everyone would be onboard with, so that's a further reduction. Plus, there's no guarantee this would actually end your relationship, and not be another precursor to whatever the final nail in the coffin would be. And lastly, OP's a great big cocksucking faggot who should suffocate to death on a bowl of porridge.
