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Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 17:53:34 2021 No.13862689 View Reply Original Report

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I had enough of recruiters not giving my CV a chance due to my average grades.

I'm faking my grades, fuck'em, there's no way they can know it

El Arcón

El Arcón Wed 17 Nov 2021 17:55:32 No.13862693 Report

Quoted By: >>13862728

You should put at least 4 years of full time work experience while you were college too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 18:09:07 No.13862728 Report

Quoted By: >>13862923

>>13862693
damn you're right, I have a friend who faked an internship at Intel and got a great shop in a nice consulting firm, how can I compete if everyone is a fucking liar

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 19:24:21 No.13862923 Report

Quoted By: >>13863433

>>13862728
Also, you gotta mention your body count and how well you're endowed.
Even if they don't hire you, at least they will feel miserable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 19:58:47 No.13863019 Report

Quoted By: >>13863021 >>13863117

The first thing people do here is call your previous employers and ask if you worked there. Dunno how the fact experience thing works for anyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 19:59:53 No.13863021 Report

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>>13863019
Fake* not fact

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 20:04:31 No.13863031 Report

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Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 20:44:03 No.13863117 Report

Quoted By: >>13864462

>>13863019
they can't check grades tough

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 21:28:15 No.13863264 Report

Quoted By: >>13865253

I have the opposite problem. I grinded through a computer engineering degree with a 3.5 but I dont remember jack shit or even care. I know how to code but anything involving greek letters and squiggly lines I just draw a blank. Yet apparently I did ok in my math classes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 22:10:42 No.13863433 Report

Quoted By: >>13863438

>>13862923
>Interviewer is a woman
>Tells you she needs to do a physical inspection to verify it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Nov 2021 22:12:48 No.13863438 Report

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>>13863433
>whip out camera
>I WAS RECORDING THE ENTIRE TIME!
>get lawyer
>easy $1mil sex exploitation/harassment/discrimination

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Nov 2021 03:36:43 No.13864462 Report

Quoted By: >>13865202

>>13863117
Most don't do this but what if they ask for a transcript?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Nov 2021 09:45:39 No.13865202 Report

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>>13864462
I whip out my dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Nov 2021 10:15:34 No.13865253 Report

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>>13863264
Just think of lambdas as a scoped functions and arguments defined as they are used. You’re probably confused by scoping and the unique way definitions are defined

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