Why having a very gifted, wise, royal, noble, popular (friend with a grand armored penis, colloquially Latinized and heralded as a Dragon, or Mythologized as the Leviathan) is the best thing you can have in your life?

First of all, this emblazoned Royal Dragon receives the highest rank in stardom, with a barrage of public glory, great fame, indeterminable focus, eying attention, the sincerest popularity, personality worship. All from the finest of women, but also a fellowship of coterie of fanatical gays followers who become his servile crumb eating bootlickers. Bootlickers find themselves in social media where they shape public opinion & divert attention to the Royal Dragon greatness. This frees you to do what you want. Nobody notices your little schemes, your quests. The disadvantage is that the less advanced people also get to fulfill their heart's passion and free will and with fate's will cross paths with you.