I shit my fucking pants

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This one time I shit my fucking pants and I've have been seething over it none stop, over how they pointed and laughed at me.
My prof said "Cauchy-Schwarz more like SQUISHY SHORTS"
I left the room crying tears of rage, I was not sad at all, I was fuming in anger they just couldn't tel the difference.
I shit my pants because I was a big brained alpha male, and not because I have IBS.
That being said please tell me their is a cure for this disease, people with actually cancer probably think they're luckier than having IBS.
Unless they got ass cancer and IBS.
Scientifically speaking what even fucking causes it?