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Musings on the Universe
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Sci, tonight it was a holiday (Halloween) and I went to a strip club, which I do around once per year as a gift to myself. No booze at the club, so I went to the bar next door and started chatting with a girl there... being myself, attractive and charming, I get the girls number before she even tells me she's a dancer next door. During conversation - before she even mentioned being a dancer- she mentioned how tight her finances are, and I believe it. She says she wants to get a room,. I say let's just go to the club and I'll help her finances. I end up giving her 300 at the club - she's a fucking Goddess on the stage. Anyway. She invites me to her house. OK. She doesn't even want money, and something happens when we're alone. We were so lonely. We talk for hours. This ebony Goddess has never even heard of Elon Musk, or Mars cities, or the rockets, or anything like that. I explain my whole theory of everything... which is... intense to say the least... She rolls a joint midway and asks if I'm God, otherwise how can I know such things?. I'm a teacher Anon, and as I'm trying to explain why I know things she doesn't due to socioeconomics, etc... it occurs to me... Jesus was also just a very advanced teacher... to this girl I might as well be God. But I say no, I am not God.
But... in the lense of history maybe I am...
The looks she was giving me while I was talking about this shit, Anon... I might as well have been an alien from the future. She had no idea that we are planning Mars cities, or brain microchips... she is just struggling to pay rent... I was doing the math as she's explain her situation and she's fucked. The finances are impossible. She has a full time day job and strip at night and is still fucked.
Jesus was just a teacher, Anon...
I am in love.
But... in the lense of history maybe I am...
The looks she was giving me while I was talking about this shit, Anon... I might as well have been an alien from the future. She had no idea that we are planning Mars cities, or brain microchips... she is just struggling to pay rent... I was doing the math as she's explain her situation and she's fucked. The finances are impossible. She has a full time day job and strip at night and is still fucked.
Jesus was just a teacher, Anon...
I am in love.