Dear roommate,

On occasion, I will be happy to delight you with matching tunes originating from the ages of Nazi Germany. "Grün ist unsere Fallschirm", "Erika" and many others will relentlessly echo through your head, day and night. Through me you will discover the beauty of online forums and, more specifically, the Manosphere, of which I'm certain you could become a promising member. Maybe we can even do something about that progressive smile of yours. After all, there's no need for illegal immigration. Stressful moments could be easily taken care of by easing our minds with something of esteemed quality, such as watching the Christchurch Shootings, or the El Paso ones, or even the Columbine tapes.

Yours,

Gigachad