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Anonymous Sun 24 Oct 06:00:49 2021 No.13784325 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13784330 >>13784526 >>13784537 >>13784550 >>13784701 >>13784822 >>13787173 >>13788038 >>13789593 >>13791083

How the fuck did these fat fucks make it through natural selection?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Oct 2021 06:04:09 No.13784330 Report

Quoted By: >>13784521

>>13784325
They can stay toasty warm in extreme cold and can jump out of the water avoiding the vast majority of their natural predators. They can sleep and chill on the surface and then dive into the nightmare murderhell of the sea only when they feel up for hunting. Seals have it really good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Oct 2021 07:58:38 No.13784521 Report

Quoted By: >>13789596 >>13789813

>>13784330
Polar bears will eat them on land though. At least for the North Pole seals. I suppose it’s better than being a squid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Oct 2021 08:02:38 No.13784526 Report

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>>13784325
Because their milk is 60% fat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Oct 2021 08:07:56 No.13784537 Report

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>>13784325
>able to roam the entire globe
>able to go to land or sea if there are predators

Seals are very succesfull in terms of evolution

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Oct 2021 08:19:38 No.13784550 Report

Quoted By: >>13784551

>>13784325
They are good at eating, that's why they are fat and unaffected by natural selection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Oct 2021 08:20:11 No.13784551 Report

Quoted By: >>13784565 >>13786395 >>13787152

>>13784550
>They are good at eating, that's why they are fat and unaffected by natural selection.
explain americans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Oct 2021 08:31:06 No.13784565 Report

Quoted By: >>13784602

>>13784551
toxic food

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Oct 2021 09:00:01 No.13784602 Report

Quoted By: >>13784611

>>13784565
this plus allergy to walking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Oct 2021 09:11:12 No.13784611 Report

Quoted By: >>13784626 >>13791115

>>13784602
bad urban design fucked a lot of them over

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Oct 2021 09:28:25 No.13784626 Report

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>>13784611
streets & roads, not stroads
https://youtu.be/ORzNZUeUHAM?t=9m

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Oct 2021 10:26:34 No.13784686 Report

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>>13784626
houston, we have a problem
https://youtu.be/uxykI30fS54?t=4m5s

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Anonymous Sun 24 Oct 2021 10:26:36 No.13784687 Report

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Anonymous Sun 24 Oct 2021 10:38:58 No.13784701 Report

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>>13784325
Seal must taste really good

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Vibrasse Sun 24 Oct 2021 10:56:08 No.13784732 Report

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>>13784687
Dream job: Pinniped researcher

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Anonymous Sun 24 Oct 2021 11:06:07 No.13784747 Report

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>>13784732

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Anonymous Sun 24 Oct 2021 11:14:56 No.13784760 Report

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>>13784747
Bull Elephant Seals can reach 6m long and weigh 4t.

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BaBumBumBaBumBumBum Sun 24 Oct 2021 11:38:01 No.13784788 Report

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>>13784760
Here at Farmer's Insurance, we have seen it all...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Oct 2021 11:52:28 No.13784822 Report

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>>13784325
They go to islands with few or no land based predators. They are perfectly at home in water but its easier to sleep on land because no orcas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Oct 2021 22:27:51 No.13786395 Report

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>>13784551
Americans are surviving and doing well, what are you talking about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 02:56:30 No.13787152 Report

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>>13784551
1. Their fat is accumulated too quickly on the evolutionary timescale so their bones and vascular system haven't adapted yet.
2. Not amphibious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 03:04:58 No.13787173 Report

Quoted By: >>13787820

>>13784325
refusing to die by being fat as fuck
>>13784687
stop putting your slav homemade headphones on things

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Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 06:19:02 No.13787528 Report

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seals have it pretty good bros
https://youtu.be/RTOLAtxtqt4

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 08:54:18 No.13787820 Report

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>>13787173
that's actually a picture from Elon Musk, apparently the government did that to measure seal reactions to sonic booms

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 11:20:20 No.13788038 Report

Quoted By: >>13788065

>>13784325
Seals are so cute and cool and stupid, just like women bros..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 11:30:00 No.13788065 Report

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>>13788038
they'll also try to bite your dick off

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 14:39:07 No.13788507 Report

Quoted By: >>13789574

>>13784788
Just how would one deal with such a chimpout? Short of calling the authorities like a woman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 20:05:29 No.13789574 Report

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>>13788507
If you're OP, you handle that the way fags handle gerbils.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 20:09:07 No.13789593 Report

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>>13784325
How did OP make it through high scool?

FUCK OFF TO FORTNITE YOU 17 YEAR OLD RETARD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 20:10:08 No.13789596 Report

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>>13784521
Eat them on land, THAT'S WHY THEY CAN SWIM, SHIT FOR BRAINS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 20:59:57 No.13789813 Report

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>>13784521
only some of them,
like only some of antelopes will be eaten by lions.
Every species except the Apex predator, has a predator morrom

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Oct 2021 21:02:42 No.13789827 Report

Quoted By: >>13791081

Elephant seals are one of my least liked animal. I hate them to be honest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Oct 2021 06:48:30 No.13791081 Report

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>>13789827
that is understandable
what is your opinion on harbor seals and other such seals

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Oct 2021 06:50:06 No.13791083 Report

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>>13784325
they are actually really agile and dangerous underwater

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Oct 2021 07:00:46 No.13791104 Report

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A seal is just a bear that went into the water and decided not to come out again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Oct 2021 07:07:46 No.13791115 Report

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>>13784611
blame oil hungry jews

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