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Anonymous Fri 22 Oct 21:50:12 2021 No.13780302 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13780816 >>13780824 >>13780841 >>13780992

>be microbio major
>get job interview
>interviewer wants to shake hands

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Anonymous Sat 23 Oct 2021 01:27:43 No.13780816 Report

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>>13780302
That's the first test. You need to identify what flesh eating disease is on his hand.

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Anonymous Sat 23 Oct 2021 01:29:08 No.13780818 Report

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>not shaking hands telepathically with your superior brain
Yeah, call your college and renounce your degree. You didn’t deserve it.

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Anonymous Sat 23 Oct 2021 01:32:15 No.13780824 Report

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>>13780302
>not performing a culture afterwards
What the fuck is wrong with you? Wasted potential.

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Anonymous Sat 23 Oct 2021 01:40:56 No.13780841 Report

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>>13780302
My friend with a microbio PhD is one of the least germaphobic people I know. It probably was a test, great way to filter psychos

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Anonymous Sat 23 Oct 2021 02:32:05 No.13780931 Report

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>not pulling out your dick when present with a hand near waist level
you failed

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Anonymous Sat 23 Oct 2021 03:07:29 No.13780992 Report

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>>13780302
You should've spat on your hand first. Play some covid chicken.

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