I figured out gravity, its just cosmic slowdown like a shooter on the snes when theres loads of bullets on screen

Any given area of space can only process so much information at one time. the more information there is in an area, the longer it takes to fully process that information. energy oscillating between different information densitys will spend longer in the slower rate, and thus be pulled towards it.

Therefore gravity is not an effect of space time curvature, but the net delta between processing rates.

How do i collect my nobel prize?