>Anon, you can't calculate this in msPaint!
>No, Anon, you can't draw a graph in Paint!
>I don't fucking care that you did it and it's correct, use excel like a normal person!
>Anon, there are standardized protocols, you can't just change them when you feel like it!
>Anon, no!
This blind adherence to established dogma is one of the biggest problems in science today. I can't even ask them how to do things they normie way, because they get off on so many tangents my mind just shuts off and I'm left trying to figure out things myself.