ok /sci/, i just figured out the secret of how to escape the event horizon of a black hole.

it's simple, really.

all you have to do is get another black hole to pull you out. bam, you escaped the first black hole's event horizon.

now, i know what you're thinking. you're now stuck in between the 2 black holes and can't escape their collective event horizon, right? no problemo.

now all you have to do is get 2 more black holes, to pull the inner 2 holes further apart. Then get 2 more to continue pulling them further, then 2 more, then 2 more and keep repeating until they're far enough apart that you're no longer within either ones event horizon.

now simply escape from the side. you have now escaped the event horizon of a black hole.