I think I may have figured out dark matter and dark energy. You all know about e=mc2, right? Well, did you know that it can be expressed in other ways? First of all, we need to talk about c, the speed of causality. We'll say it's 300 000 000 m/s for the purpose of this post to keep numbers simple. However, you need to understand that this is a constant, a relationship. In fact, you could translate it this way:

1 second = 300 000 000 meters

Yup, you could convert time into distance and back again with this ratio. Now, back to e=mc2. We'll replace those by the units. So, we get

joules = (grams*meters)/seconds

We can move those around. As an example, e/m=c2 and the such. So, let's see a few ways we can express different things:

joules/grams = meters/seconds
(joules*seconds)/grams = meters
(grams*meters)/joules = seconds
(joules*seconds)/meters = grams

And there's the part which matters. It implies that space and time can be converted into energy and mass. And vice versa. There isn't merely a relationship between space and time and another relationship between mass and energy, but the four are actually related. Meaning that the reason we're stuck in physics right now is that we think spacetime is fundamentally different from mass-energy. It's also why we're unable to fit gravity in the standard model. The "particle" for gravity is likely a "space" particle.

I can't figure it out properly, but I know the answer is right fucking there.