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I'm God, unironically

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 12:26:54 2021 No.13760814 View Reply Original Report

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Ask me anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 12:28:47 No.13760819 Report

Quoted By: >>13760825 >>13760838 >>13760994

>>13760814
Ok, how do I build a warp drive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 12:34:12 No.13760825 Report

Quoted By: >>13760829 >>13760994 >>13761023 >>13761083 >>13762436

>>13760819
What this guy said
>>13760814
Can you give everybody in this thread $100k straight in their bank account with all taxes paid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 12:35:21 No.13760829 Report

Quoted By: >>13760843

>>13760825
>Can you give everybody in this thread $100k straight in their bank account with all taxes paid
I can

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 12:37:07 No.13760831 Report

Quoted By: >>13760835 >>13760955 >>13760983 >>13760994

If you're God then reveal a text in my eye that says "I am really God". Otherwise you're just another schizo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 12:38:15 No.13760835 Report

Quoted By: >>13760842

>>13760831
Done

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 12:39:36 No.13760838 Report

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>>13760819
Simple, you change the gravitational constant of the universe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 12:39:50 No.13760839 Report

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>>13760814
Can you create an immovable object and then move it somewhere else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 12:40:30 No.13760842 Report

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>>13760835
I didn't see shit. Go away imposter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 12:40:56 No.13760843 Report

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>>13760829
haha very funny dad, how about you do it then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 12:41:03 No.13760845 Report

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>>13760839
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 12:42:04 No.13760847 Report

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>>13760843
Earn your own bread, son

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 12:42:19 No.13760848 Report

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>>13760814
why

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 12:42:22 No.13760850 Report

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>>13760814
Oooo I want 100k too!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 12:43:05 No.13760852 Report

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>>13760848
Because

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 12:43:29 No.13760854 Report

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>>13760814
From which religion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 12:44:06 No.13760857 Report

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>>13760854
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 12:47:23 No.13760871 Report

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>>13760814
I'm curious, is God able to do wrong? God, can you go back in time and not fulfill any of the requests given in this thread but still say that you have done them, so lie basically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 12:47:45 No.13760872 Report

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>>13760852
because you arent god, idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 13:24:36 No.13760936 Report

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>>13760814
Not science or math.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 13:39:37 No.13760954 Report

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>>13760814
Why did you attach the optic nerve to the wrong side of the retina?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 13:39:44 No.13760955 Report

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>>13760831
>reveal a text in my eye that says "I am really God"
you do notice that "a text in my eye that says "I am really God"" was "revealed" to you when you wrote this, right? lmao
>>13760814
do I deserve what I have and is it bad that I want more?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 13:52:33 No.13760983 Report

Quoted By: >>13760994

>>13760831
>>13760955
Oh SHIT HES REAL

Hey God, I love you, can you please allow everything to go the absolute best it possibly can for everyone around me and hopefully myself too? You don't have to allow me to experience the best, but if it works out that way you know I'd appreciate it. I love my gf, please let there not be issues between us. Amen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 13:53:56 No.13760986 Report

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>>13760854
I am that which is.

Actually God

Actually God Sun 17 Oct 2021 13:57:54 No.13760994 Report

Quoted By: >>13761002

Op isn't god. Sorry guys.
>>13760819
You lack the current technology for it.
>>13760825
Impossible. That would collapse the economy and nullify the worth of the money deposited in your bank.
>>13760831
You're not special enough for that.
>>13760839
No.
>>13760854
None of them. Some are close, but all are wrong. The only hint I will give you is that there is no Hell. If someone is trying to scare you into believing them, then you can be sure they're not selling you anything worthwhile.
>>13760871
Morality doesn't apply to me.
>>13760954
It was a quick fix. Sorry about that.
>>13760983
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 14:01:20 No.13761002 Report

Quoted By: >>13761007

>>13760994
if ur god, kill donald trump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 14:01:50 No.13761005 Report

Quoted By: >>13761007 >>13761164

Is it true that a person will reincarnate in another world if they got hit by a truck?

Actually God

Actually God Sun 17 Oct 2021 14:02:32 No.13761007 Report

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>>13761002
No
>>13761005
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 14:08:36 No.13761023 Report

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>>13760825
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 14:10:12 No.13761027 Report

Quoted By: >>13761050

Why did you chose the jews over white men?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 14:11:18 No.13761029 Report

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>>13760814
What number was I thinking of when I posted this?

Actually God

Actually God Sun 17 Oct 2021 14:19:55 No.13761050 Report

Quoted By: >>13761085

>>13761027
All humans are chosen. That's why you exist. My hope is you all learn to embrace your diverse, unique strengths rather than admonishing each other and focusing on each other's weaknesses. If you could all see the value in your brothers and sisters, the world would be a very different place.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 14:31:19 No.13761079 Report

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pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 14:34:00 No.13761083 Report

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>>13760825
I concur

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 14:34:43 No.13761085 Report

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>>13761050
What's my first name?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 14:35:01 No.13761087 Report

Quoted By: >>13761102 >>13761434

>>13760814
Does god exist within the confines of logic or outside the confines of logic? Could god create a boulder he can't lift only to lift it 10 seconds later?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 14:35:30 No.13761092 Report

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Dumb kiddies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 14:39:58 No.13761100 Report

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>>13760814
What do you think about 9gag?

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 14:42:14 No.13761102 Report

Quoted By: >>13761103 >>13761107

>>13761087
Godlogic does not abide by the law of the excluded middle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 14:43:30 No.13761103 Report

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>>13761102
wait, explain this so someone with 10 less iq can get it

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 14:44:54 No.13761107 Report

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>>13761102
GOD EXISTS OUTSIDE OF LOGIC BOYSSSSSSS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 15:10:20 No.13761164 Report

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>>13761005
Has to be a Japanese truck like Daihatsu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 16:41:48 No.13761398 Report

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Which afterlife interpretation is correct?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 16:52:57 No.13761434 Report

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>>13761087
>Could god create a boulder he can't lift only to lift it 10 seconds later?
Technically this is no contradiction unless you define God to be always truly omnipotent.
>make boulder
>remove ability to lift it
>fail to lift it
>give yourself ability to lift it back
>lift it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 19:01:01 No.13761787 Report

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>>13760814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtjFsQBuJWw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 22:31:06 No.13762436 Report

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>>13760825
posting in thread, just in case

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 22:38:42 No.13762444 Report

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The fuck are the jannys doing? Even on /x/ a thread like this would have been removed within an hour. Also
>>13760814
>I'm God, unironically
I know, so is everyone/thing else

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 22:48:13 No.13762458 Report

Quoted By: >>13762462

>>13760814
What's the REAL deal with airline food?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What's the exact formula for the perimeter of any ellipse?
What's the final pokemon?
How many planets are there for real?
What's the secret Crazy Patty formula?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 22:49:38 No.13762462 Report

Quoted By: >>13762471

>>13762458
*Crabby Patty

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 22:53:42 No.13762471 Report

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>>13762462
Its Krabby Patty, and the answer is chum.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 23:05:36 No.13762494 Report

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>>13760814
Will I ever get an wife as a black man? What are the best times to buy bitcoin? How many licks does it take to eat a lollipop? Ass or tits? Are traps gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 23:45:55 No.13762579 Report

Quoted By: >>13762590

>>13760814
Dear God. Dear God. Tinkle, tinkle hoy.
Is there a place in heaven for every good doggy boy (and cats too)?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Oct 2021 23:50:03 No.13762590 Report

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>>13762579
All dogs go to heaven, that means all cats go to hell. Gotta keep things balanced.

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