> be me, a delicious dark sexual chocolate called Tyrone Hayes
> exist only to please sexually frustrated white women
> call my dick the third deviation
> study amphibians because white women love frogs
> get professorship at Berkeley teaching sex hormones to young graduates
> get paid large sums of money by Syngenta corporation to study their chemicals effect on amphibian population
> eventually get caught having sex with their chief of research and an intern
> fired for "improper work behavior"
> tell everybody their chemicals are potent carcinogens and endocrine disruptors
> get fucked, white man
> everybody believes me because I'm a professor
> plus Alex Jones keeps quoting me
> they launch a campaign to discredit me
> bitch please
> I double down, send reports to the media all over the world while sending emails to Syngenta about how I'm gonna fill them with my jizz
> even though the EPA says everything is fine, reputation is everything in the chemical business
> they get desperate, try to buy me off
> offer me 10 million to stop talking
> you should have checked your privilege, white devils
> should have taken the money though because white women never want to use a condom
> paying alimony out my asshole
> whatever, I'm a hero to all scientists because they think I bravely stood up to big chemical
> turns out white college students go crazy for that stuff and they never even question it
Why are black people always like this?
> exist only to please sexually frustrated white women
> call my dick the third deviation
> study amphibians because white women love frogs
> get professorship at Berkeley teaching sex hormones to young graduates
> get paid large sums of money by Syngenta corporation to study their chemicals effect on amphibian population
> eventually get caught having sex with their chief of research and an intern
> fired for "improper work behavior"
> tell everybody their chemicals are potent carcinogens and endocrine disruptors
> get fucked, white man
> everybody believes me because I'm a professor
> plus Alex Jones keeps quoting me
> they launch a campaign to discredit me
> bitch please
> I double down, send reports to the media all over the world while sending emails to Syngenta about how I'm gonna fill them with my jizz
> even though the EPA says everything is fine, reputation is everything in the chemical business
> they get desperate, try to buy me off
> offer me 10 million to stop talking
> you should have checked your privilege, white devils
> should have taken the money though because white women never want to use a condom
> paying alimony out my asshole
> whatever, I'm a hero to all scientists because they think I bravely stood up to big chemical
> turns out white college students go crazy for that stuff and they never even question it
Why are black people always like this?
