Help a Retard Understand

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Moving a heavy object is more work than moving a light box the same distance.
Assuming electrical resistance (load?) is equivalent to the weight of the box, then a circuit with more resistance is capable of more work than a circuit with less resistance.

The more current flows through a circuit, the more work is being done.
Yet current is varies inversely with resistance.

For example, an electrical filament will only get hot if it has some non-zero resistance.
If it has zero resistance then it will generate no heat, yet the current is high implying more work is being done.
Yet if the filament has high resistance, less current will flow and therefore the filament will not heat up and less work is being done.

I am a retard. Can any of you eggheads explain this apparent paradox in a way I terms I might be able to understand?