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Anonymous Wed 06 Oct 02:47:43 2021 No.13720674 View Reply Original Report

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What would be the best way to go about becoming a heterotroph?
I would like to start by photosynthesizing. This should be an easy switch from eating to photosynthesizing for me because I already barely eat. I won't miss food much.
Has anyone attempted this?
I think one day I'll be worthy of calling myself a white pine. God help me.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Oct 2021 02:51:56 No.13720691 Report

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Of course it's not possible. I'm so dumb.
There are so many nutrients you need to run a human body. You can't possibly get it all from the sun. I'd need a symbiotic fungi, too, wouldn't I? I could do that, I guess.
But still, I think maybe this is better as a pipe dream. Or an allegory.
For fun, though, what would I need?

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Anonymous Wed 06 Oct 2021 05:46:30 No.13721010 Report

Quoted By: >>13721694 >>13726596

>>13720674
you're already a heterotroph you fucking mongoloid.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Oct 2021 10:57:41 No.13721694 Report

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>>13721010
Fuck I meant autotroph
I'm very sorry anon I spent a few hours yesterday typing stuff like that out and it seems eventually I made a mistake.
Please forgive me.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Oct 2021 14:44:04 No.13722154 Report

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>>13721694
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photoheterotroph
this will probably be your first evolutioinary step to becoming a pure autotroph if reincarnation doesn't exist. you'll have to go dr moreau/mengele on your offspring and then use some sort of occultism to transplant your soul into them. godspeed.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Oct 2021 03:54:42 No.13723885 Report

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>>13722154
Y'know, I think that occultism comment was a slight bit facetious. Me and your sardonic exchanges!
But I could engage in a little experimentation. I think this dream cannot be for me. I think I'm doomed to a life of parasitism.
However, I can still do my duty. Hmm, artificial selection on heterotrophs with short lifespans, mayhaps?
I wonder how far I could get in my time on this earth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Oct 2021 06:20:52 No.13724123 Report

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First you gotta drink a lot of bleach to make your cells more transparent. I mean leaves are thin and shit so you gotta somehow get that sunlight inside your body and metabolic organs to actually benefit from it. Otherwise it just stops at you skin and warms you up a bit.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Oct 2021 21:14:57 No.13726596 Report

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>>13721010
why are you calling him something that has the highest IQ on planet earth? peak wiggerbrain

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