SUP science bitches, I was wondering two things in particular.
First: When will we have laser quick draw fights where we can just glide a laser over someone to chop them in half? Kind of like lightsabers but with longer range. Where are they man? I know we got lasers when are they coming out?
Second: Did you know bismuth turns your poop black? My stomach got the rumblies and I thought I was gonna die but it was just the pepto I ate