Say the word "educaton" out loud. edJEWcaton. Ever since I figured this out I have not done a day of schooling ever since and if I am honest with you my friends I have actually forgoten what a comma is so there you have it I have a IQ of 87 and I am proud to not be a smart slave who have to worry about the world I can just live a carefree life.

To avoid schooling back in the day the law was lighter and my dad just told the Iowa state service workers that I was being "homeschooled" My dad has a IQ of around 84 and even he fooled those suit wearers. I will keep farming and living the good dumb life. The farm is my garden of eden and the fertiliser is plant steroids. The sun is my alarm and nothing more and the moon is my bedtime indicator.

Ask for my wisdom if you need it my brothers.