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Nanomachine now being used in the body

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 06:44:39 2021 No.13676629 View Reply Original Report

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A nanobot picks up a lazy sperm by the tail and inseminates an egg with it, by the German Institute for Integrative Nanosciences.
https://twitter.com/weird_sci/status/1440511216414171143

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Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 06:47:21 No.13676634 Report

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Cue a million people who didn't care at all before cry out that we're playing God

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 06:48:12 No.13676635 Report

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>>13676634
I hate amerisharts so fucking much its unreal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 06:48:44 No.13676637 Report

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>>13676629
That is truly insane.
Insanely great and insanely terrifying.
Any articles or papers by the team that made the sperm rotatory fun ride?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 06:49:17 No.13676638 Report

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>>13676635
well it will be their loss when they reject it, any country that passes up on this will be left behind a century of tech advancements

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 06:50:41 No.13676640 Report

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>>13676629
Any more info on the bot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 06:57:42 No.13676648 Report

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>>13676640
It's controlled with an MRI machine, they manipulate the field to orient and move the device, so it's not self-propulsion or anything

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Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 07:09:09 No.13676668 Report

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>>13676648
With such fantastic fine control of the magnetic fields in this experiment I have to conclude that the scientists involved are also all magnificent at oral sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 18:37:51 No.13678495 Report

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why would you want to reward the failed sperm though? that kid is going to be a reject

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Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 18:40:04 No.13678502 Report

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>>13676629
This is literally robot assisted rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 18:40:22 No.13678506 Report

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>>13678495
>why would you want to reward the failed sperm though?
No child left behind!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 18:42:11 No.13678512 Report

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>>13678495
Not all optimization are done by hill climbing. Sometimes you got to jump out of the local maxima

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Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 18:49:32 No.13678547 Report

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>>13676629
>the Stephen Hawking sperm builds itself a turbo wheelchair
Very cool.

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Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 18:53:42 No.13678561 Report

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>>13678495
have you ever taken a biology class?

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Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 18:57:03 No.13678574 Report

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>all these pro-eugenics replies

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Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 18:59:41 No.13678585 Report

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>>13676629
How in the actual fuck was this achieved?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 19:07:11 No.13678608 Report

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>>13678574
Those fucking bigots! It's 2021! We don't do eugenics, we do dysgenics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 19:29:20 No.13678716 Report

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>>13678495
This
Failed sperm in addition to damage done by some nano device, we will have children being born with no libs and shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 20:38:49 No.13679025 Report

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>>13676629
whats the length scale here? a couple mu? how is the device powered/controlled?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 20:42:26 No.13679038 Report

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>>13678574
Being born fat and retarded is already punishment why would you want to be born as faggot too?

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Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 20:45:01 No.13679053 Report

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>>13678574
Imagine a world without NPC retards. No wonder governments do everything in their power to vilify eugenics and genetic engineering in the eyes of the public

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Sep 2021 21:11:26 No.13679165 Report

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>>13676629
This is like 5 years old.

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