>You will NOT put a fork in the microwave oven
>You will NOT remove the ground from a three-pronged plug so you can fit it into a two-holed electrical outlet
>You will NOT drink straight from the tap if your city issues a boil-water-notice
>You will NOT walk on a frozen lake during the winter time
>You will NOT lick a frozen pole during the winter time
>You will NOT floor the gas while your car is in park, as this could light the engine on fire and cause the entire car to slowly burn to ashes
>You will NOT exclusively eat processed meats and nothing else
>You will NOT accept the calls about your cars extended warranty
>You will NOT remove the ground from a three-pronged plug so you can fit it into a two-holed electrical outlet
>You will NOT drink straight from the tap if your city issues a boil-water-notice
>You will NOT walk on a frozen lake during the winter time
>You will NOT lick a frozen pole during the winter time
>You will NOT floor the gas while your car is in park, as this could light the engine on fire and cause the entire car to slowly burn to ashes
>You will NOT exclusively eat processed meats and nothing else
>You will NOT accept the calls about your cars extended warranty
