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Anonymous Wed 15 Sep 00:05:07 2021 No.13641693 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13641707 >>13641751 >>13641807 >>13642351 >>13642360 >>13643826

What evolutionary pressure drive garloids to assume their current shape?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Sep 2021 00:11:12 No.13641707 Report

Quoted By: >>13641751 >>13641873 >>13642272 >>13642549

>>13641693
the eating of human flesh late at night, when their host is asleep. they have evolved to look like what they eat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Sep 2021 00:26:43 No.13641751 Report

Quoted By: >>13641757 >>13648318

>>13641693
>>13641707
Bros mine is so sweet with my family. He wouldn't eat any of us would he?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Sep 2021 00:29:34 No.13641757 Report

Quoted By: >>13642373 >>13648318

>>13641751
let me ask you a question... has anyone in your family happen to wake up one morning with a limb missing?
Ya. thought so. it was the fucking garloid dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Sep 2021 00:29:57 No.13641758 Report

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Garloid milk is too expensive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Sep 2021 01:08:47 No.13641807 Report

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>>13641693
me in the pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Sep 2021 01:31:37 No.13641873 Report

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>>13641707
this, my garloid looks like a bigger version of what my dick used to look like
definitely recommend staying away from garloids while drunk

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Anonymous Wed 15 Sep 2021 04:09:58 No.13642272 Report

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>>13641707
this only happens when you feed the garloid chlorinated water like pic related. bad idea. very bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Sep 2021 04:43:29 No.13642351 Report

Quoted By: >>13642365 >>13642378 >>13642379

>>13641693
what the fuck is a garloid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Sep 2021 04:48:03 No.13642360 Report

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>>13641693
None, they are penis worms shaped by millennia of human breeding precisely to get to their penisy garloidy goodness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Sep 2021 04:49:04 No.13642365 Report

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>>13642351
>hurrr
Will you ask what cows are next? Just what sheltered urban kid are you?

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Anonymous Wed 15 Sep 2021 04:55:11 No.13642373 Report

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>>13641757
sheeeeit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Sep 2021 04:59:20 No.13642378 Report

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>>13642351
The new fingerboxes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Sep 2021 04:59:54 No.13642379 Report

Quoted By: >>13646467 >>13647056

>>13642351
the fruit of a ligma

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Sep 2021 05:21:58 No.13642420 Report

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>>13642378
DO NOT PUT YOUR FINGERS IN A GARLOID. They are known to bite off inserted appendages, which has claimed the dicks of many a horny man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Sep 2021 06:27:54 No.13642549 Report

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>>13641707
Ask me how I know you water your garloid incorrectly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Sep 2021 06:31:28 No.13642553 Report

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i only raise free-range garloids

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Sep 2021 15:36:37 No.13643826 Report

Quoted By: >>13646378 >>13647638 >>13647648

>>13641693
Uhhh QRD?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 00:08:43 No.13646378 Report

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>>13643826
You don't know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 00:15:36 No.13646467 Report

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>>13642379
Who's Steve Jobs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 01:52:34 No.13647049 Report

Quoted By: >>13648154

>>13642272
you don't 'feed' something water dipshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 01:53:35 No.13647056 Report

Quoted By: >>13647075

>>13642379
Ah, thanks. I've got a few ligmas near my updog garden.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 02:03:36 No.13647075 Report

Quoted By: >>13647589

>>13647056
What's a garden?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 02:10:39 No.13647104 Report

Quoted By: >>13647202

my wife gave birth to a garloid looking baby. she immediately tells me there was some garloid in her family. i dunno bros :( i have this bad feeling shes fucking our pet garloid im being cucked here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 02:43:41 No.13647202 Report

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>>13647104
C U C K E D

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 06:19:00 No.13647589 Report

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>>13647075
ligma balls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 06:45:09 No.13647638 Report

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>>13643826
>he doesn't know

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 06:48:14 No.13647648 Report

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>>13643826
water filled stomaché

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 11:27:55 No.13648070 Report

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First time garloider here, what can I do to clean out my garloid's stigmata?
It's making my wife's son uncomfortable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 12:12:29 No.13648145 Report

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>>13646467
Sigma variant lol

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Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 12:17:47 No.13648154 Report

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>>13647049
okay smart guy, tell me the correct term for sticking a faucet up it's ass and pumping it full of water. seems like you are just splitting hairs and being a douchebag. you have probably never even raised your garloid.

not op

not op Thu 16 Sep 2021 13:17:52 No.13648318 Report

Quoted By: >>13649729

>>13641751
>>13641757
What the fuck are these supposed to be?

There's nothing on google so I assume you're mistaking them for some other creture?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2021 20:14:38 No.13649729 Report

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>>13648318
It's some sort of freak lab experiment that rich hipsters have been keeping as pets. A real monstrosity. Pretty fucked up they even let garloids live

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