Funny and Comfy Papers Thread

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All fields welcome, but I'd like special attention for CS/math.
Here are a few.

Escaping an Infinitude of Lions
https://arxiv.org/abs/2012.11181

On The Number of Condoms at a Cheap Safe-Sex Orgy
https://bbs.pku.edu.cn/attach/06/5f/065f63a6f0588670/orgy.ps

Threesomes, Degenerates, and Love Triangles
https://arxiv.org/abs/1404.0799

Chasing puppies: Mobile beacon routing on closed curves
https://jeffe.cs.illinois.edu/pubs/puppies.html