Do humanties cucks really introduce themselves like this? I just need this class for my bachelors, I didn't think they'd send us to the Final Boss of Smelling your own Farts

Hi there,
here's a short introduction to me... I am a white male, born 1965, in New Zealand. I immigrated to Canada as a student in 1988. I received my Ph.D. in philosophy from McGill university in 1996 and wrote about "mental causation". Although I intended to be a scholar in the history of German philosophy I discovered that I am not good at learning languages...so I flipped back to contemporary debates...

My current philosophical interests involve free will and determinism (I have a book length manuscript ready for a publisher to reject) and the history of wonder and teleology. I have published several papers on diverse topics, mostly in metaphysics, so I continue to write and publish slowly.

I read philosophy and poetry (old and new) for pleasure and enjoy the history of science (geology) and the history of ideas too. I love old books and antiques. I attempt nature photography - I always hope to run into a bear to get a photo - I love dogs (I have two) and I am married to a Quebecois woman named Anouk!

Generally, I think I have a sense of humour, (I enjoy "dark" humour) and although being very "high-brow" in my education, I do enjoy some fairly "low brow" humour and television.
My parents listened only to classical music so I know and love classical music but was enthralled as a teenager with the new radical music called "punk" and then "rap" in the late 80's.