Gentlemen, I have solved the mystery of universal expansion

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We know that black holes consume spacetime.
So where does it go? Some have theorized the existence of "white" holes which would eject matter and spacetime.

I propose to you that spacetime lost to black holes is constantly redistributed evenly throughout the universe leading to the perception of expansion.
In reality the universe is just being emptied out as matter is concentrated in within black holes, but spacetime is recycled.
As black holes become more massive and numerous, the flow of spacetime into them increases, speeding up the emptying process. This is why it seems like the universe is expanding ever faster.