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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 16:17:40 2021 No.13599334 View Reply Original Report

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/sci/ humor thread

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 16:22:18 No.13599350 Report

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>>13599334
I don't think I'm smart enough to find this funny

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 16:25:17 No.13599360 Report

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>>13599350

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 16:30:49 No.13599382 Report

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>>13599360
Where does this shit even come from.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 16:37:24 No.13599410 Report

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 16:49:20 No.13599472 Report

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 16:51:31 No.13599486 Report

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 17:06:22 No.13599561 Report

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>>13599472
>a poodle is a dog
Yes, so is a pitbull.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 17:13:41 No.13599606 Report

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>>13599334
This is /pol/ posting.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 17:15:13 No.13599617 Report

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>>13599334
I don't get it

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 17:30:46 No.13599686 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOYL-seDv_A

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 17:33:22 No.13599704 Report

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>>13599561
And since we're on this board, can you explain to us all what makes this version of coronavirus (it's these versions of coronavirus now) more dangerous than the previous ones?
(other than the 33 A's at the end of it)

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 17:37:06 No.13599722 Report

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>>13599704
No I can't, all I know is coronavirus's tend to rank in order of danger cold > flu > birdflu > swineflu > covid.
If you can explain how all coronavirus's are no worse than the common cold I'm all ears.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 17:59:36 No.13599808 Report

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>>13599722
So you don't know shit. Just as I thought.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 18:17:48 No.13599905 Report

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>>13599808
Neither do you apparently, so we can argue over something we both have a surface level understanding of at best or we could read papers written by experts and see what they say.
https://go.nature.com/3jGfCJ2
If you actually bother to read that the question then becomes which variant of covid are you talking about as it's split into 3 seperate strains each with sub-strains based on geography and travel patterns.
Fucking spam filters.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 18:20:46 No.13599916 Report

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>>13599905
> trust the science
you believers should have sticked to religions not to turn my beloved science into one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJGc8wOUWk8&list=LL

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 18:22:07 No.13599922 Report

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>>13599686
>men in dresses
very contemporary

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 18:23:16 No.13599928 Report

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>>13599916
>your source
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America%27s_Frontline_Doctors
>my source
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journal_of_Human_Genetics

Fucking kek.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 18:32:52 No.13599965 Report

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>>13599617
>I don't get it
Kids all masked, adults are not, even though the risk assessment would be that the children would be about 1/1000th as likely as the adults to even exhibit any symptoms if they were to even be infected. Because science.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 18:34:30 No.13599973 Report

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>>13599965
Masks have a tiny chance of stopping you catching it and a high chance of stopping you spreading it, actually makes sense that asymptomatic children pose the greatest risk.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 18:35:53 No.13599979 Report

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>>13599928
>my source
>https://en.wikipedia.org
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0P4Cf0UCwU

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 18:36:55 No.13599983 Report

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>>13599973
>asymptomatic patients
>previously known as healthy

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 18:39:43 No.13599988 Report

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>>13599979
Have these instead then.
https://www.medpagetoday.com/infectiousdisease/covid19/90536
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/28/technology/virus-video-trump.html

>>13599983
Nice how the plauge didn't seem to worry the ticks? That don't mean it's fine to let them bite you.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 18:42:39 No.13599992 Report

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>>13599988
Have this instead, fren.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5dvUVuwcxg

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 18:45:08 No.13600000 Report

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>>13599617
The curve will be flat in two more weeks. We've reached heard immunity. It's finally over.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 18:46:28 No.13600007 Report

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>>13600000
Digits confirmed.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 18:49:34 No.13600017 Report

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>>13600000
Two more weeks and Joe Biden will save us all from COVID

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 18:50:01 No.13600019 Report

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>>13599992
Interesting that guy also said we need to rush out vaccines and give them to as many people as possible.
https://www.science.org/doi/abs/10.1126/scitranslmed.3006368

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 19:05:55 No.13600058 Report

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>>13599334
>/sci/ humor thread
You're doing it wrong

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 19:13:16 No.13600082 Report

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>>13600058
It's not actually a /sci/ humor thread. This is how /pol/tards try to disguise their schizo vaccine threads to avoid getting nuked by the jannies.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 19:16:13 No.13600090 Report

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>>13600082
It's kind of a shame covid isn't a 90% mortality rate with a 100% effective vaccine, we could do with some natural eugenics.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 19:17:14 No.13600091 Report

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 19:25:53 No.13600120 Report

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 19:27:13 No.13600122 Report

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>>13599334

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 19:29:35 No.13600131 Report

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>>13600122
>focus on 8 minutes and hour
>not Jupiter becoming the center of the Galaxy
Missed shitposting oppertunities.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 19:30:24 No.13600134 Report

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>>13600090
So this is how hard you have to cope with your weakling virus and failed vaccines, kek. Young non-obese people don't need to support big pharma, thanks.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 19:37:22 No.13600164 Report

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>>13600134
What cope? I just want to see the global IQ raised ~15 points and see that as a way forward.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 19:39:48 No.13600175 Report

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>>13599472
>Chinese lab escape virus that shut down the global economy and killed millions is just a conspiracy

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 20:10:32 No.13600258 Report

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>>13600120

I still cringe when I see this. Was this suppose to help kids accept being molested?

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 20:38:56 No.13600351 Report

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>>13599486
Thats a man

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 20:46:26 No.13600374 Report

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>>13600120
SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 20:50:46 No.13600386 Report

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>>13599472
isn't the common cold a rhinovirus

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 20:53:46 No.13600393 Report

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>>13599965
Ok I didn't get even that little. But what's the joke?

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 21:10:59 No.13600437 Report

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>>13600393
Here's the tier list of things they could have done if they were genuinely concerned about the 'rona

S:
>Not be all together in public at all and have whatever shit this is over Zoom

A:
>Be 6'+ apart, wearing masks, outdoors

B:
>Be 6'+ apart, wearing masks
>Have everyone wear masks

C:
>Have the adults wear masks since they're historically much more susceptible to adverse effects from the 'rona, and also breathe a greater volume of air, which means they'll distribute more of it if they have it.

F:
>Have the kids wear masks, but not the adults, because... reasons?

And of course,
Realistic:
>Not let a fucking cold dictate what you wear or how far you stand from people.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 21:14:13 No.13600446 Report

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>>13600122
We would die instantly from the acceleration.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 21:15:34 No.13600450 Report

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>>13600437
forgot to include (THIS IS WHAT THEY CHOSE) at F tier

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 21:16:41 No.13600454 Report

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>>13600386
Also, but there's more than one coronavirus .

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Anonymous Fri 03 Sep 2021 21:16:43 No.13600455 Report

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>>13600091
hilarious and true
>>13600096
trash attempt to duplicate an original meme

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