Environmental Alarmism has to be catastrophist hype

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Why cant dropping the fungus all across withering landscapes just amplify carbon uptake and all the scary bad emissionments be taken care of. The wailing and crying can't be real doomsday predictions. It's impossible that we have such a variety of scientific gobbledygook and opposable thumbs with synaptic feedback techno sticks and whatnot but sigh and whimper at the view of hot Gas in a pressure globe. Just puncture the atmosphere breaking surface tension enough to let it escape from all the right angles and let it drift off and choke inhabitants of the dagobah system or something like one of those bad headaches they surgically remove chunks of a person's skull for. Something. Come on, science. Where's the ingenuity? Turn Lorenzo's oil to Mario's aerosol, bro. Wtf. Someone is missing something and it's technically not rocket science. Wtf, man. Come on.