I’ve made up a new theory and I was wondering if anyone here could help me find the numbers on this. This is all based on anecdotal evidence I’ve seen off of dating apps, so take it with a grain of salt until we can get more solid numbers on this.

The theory is called Tyrone’s Law and it stipulates that the bigger a white girl’s ass, the higher the chance that she’s a single mom with one or more half-black kids. Ordinarily, I’d lump in fat white women into this demographic but for whatever reason, Tyrone seems pretty happy to use the pull-out method around fat white women, leaving this law to only be applied to white women with big butts.

The measuring process we can use for this would be based off of getting the woman’s height, which is often listed in her profile, and from there measuring the size of her ass off the inevitable side profile she posts. The bigger the ass, the more likelihood she has half-black kids according to my hypothesis.

As a white male who appreciates badonkadonk but doesn’t want to lower the IQ of his progeny by settling for more easily available big asses on different women, this is a distressing law of nature that I’ve observed.

>pic related, had two n*glets