Can we talk about how stupid religion is?
If you could think for just one second you will start realizing that all Christians Jews and Muslims believe in stupid fairy tales that make no sense at all.
>Adam and Eve
What happens to a family of inbreds who only fuck each other's siblings?
According to the bible, 6000 years ago the earth was made. God made Eve from Adam's rib and together they had inbred babies that fucked each other's inbred siblings for generations.
>Noah's ark.
Only two of every animal get on a giant boat. More inbreeding occurs
You're a fucking retard if you don't understand basic biology. What do lions and wolves eat? OTHER ANIMALS. If you had a single working brain cell you would realize what happens when you bring prey and predators together. The world's greatest extinction event to ever happen would occur within 5 seconds after the all animals got off the boat
>A virgin gave birth to Jesus
Why doesn't anyone mention that Mary was only twelve? It's almost as fucked up as when Mohammad raped his nine year old wife.
It's complete bullshit. You don't need to be a doctor to know that you need sperm to make a baby. Someone fucked a twelve year old, claimed it was God's magic sperm to hide the embarrassment and thus created a new religion.
>Muhammad creates islam
One day, an illiterate merchant hears God's voice while sitting in a cave. The voice tells him that he must create his own religion and to kill anyone that gets in his way. Millions are slaughtered and the islamic empire is formed. He later rides a donkey into heaven and talks with God.
>Balaam's Donkey
Balaam starts beating his donkey so bad that God gave the donkey the ability to speak in human language. That's right God gave a fucking donkey the ability to speak so that his owner could stop beating him.
It's both hilarious and sad that billions of people across the world completely lack critical thinking skills and wind up believing in this bullshit all the way to their graves.
If you could think for just one second you will start realizing that all Christians Jews and Muslims believe in stupid fairy tales that make no sense at all.
>Adam and Eve
What happens to a family of inbreds who only fuck each other's siblings?
According to the bible, 6000 years ago the earth was made. God made Eve from Adam's rib and together they had inbred babies that fucked each other's inbred siblings for generations.
>Noah's ark.
Only two of every animal get on a giant boat. More inbreeding occurs
You're a fucking retard if you don't understand basic biology. What do lions and wolves eat? OTHER ANIMALS. If you had a single working brain cell you would realize what happens when you bring prey and predators together. The world's greatest extinction event to ever happen would occur within 5 seconds after the all animals got off the boat
>A virgin gave birth to Jesus
Why doesn't anyone mention that Mary was only twelve? It's almost as fucked up as when Mohammad raped his nine year old wife.
It's complete bullshit. You don't need to be a doctor to know that you need sperm to make a baby. Someone fucked a twelve year old, claimed it was God's magic sperm to hide the embarrassment and thus created a new religion.
>Muhammad creates islam
One day, an illiterate merchant hears God's voice while sitting in a cave. The voice tells him that he must create his own religion and to kill anyone that gets in his way. Millions are slaughtered and the islamic empire is formed. He later rides a donkey into heaven and talks with God.
>Balaam's Donkey
Balaam starts beating his donkey so bad that God gave the donkey the ability to speak in human language. That's right God gave a fucking donkey the ability to speak so that his owner could stop beating him.
It's both hilarious and sad that billions of people across the world completely lack critical thinking skills and wind up believing in this bullshit all the way to their graves.
