Is /sci/ ready for the Pyramid mystery to be revealed?

The Pyramids of Khufu, Khafre, and Menkore, those 3 of Giza, were wireless power production devices. They are composed of geopolymer petrovoltaic bricks that gather energy through resonance concentration of telluric currents, and impart longitudinal charge density waves into the ground by a giant pulse generator underneath each pyramid.

These devices are hydraulic ram pumps that generate a specific and intense acoustic waves that induce 3 dimensional standing waves within the bricks at their resonant frequency, creating spherical electric fields by inducing the petrovoltaic rocks piezoelectric effect

These devices were positioned around the globe in either a cuboctahedral or dodecahedral configuration, and enabled resonance based tools like sonic drills, therapeutic devices as well as even cartography with accurate longitude.

Its physics most closely replicates Tesla Patent 787412