Let's face it, we're all gonna have to get the vaccine by force sooner or later if we don't wanna resort to Perelman-tier social isolation. There is no way to falsify the vac card ID number when your employer asks for it so the only way we can avoid getting fucked over is to neutralize the vaccine as soon as it enters the body.

My plan is as follows
>buy a shit ton of diuretics
>stuff a ball under my arm when getting the jab
>tie a string around it above the inyection site as fast as possible
>drive to the nearest blood drive
>have them succ the poison for free
>take a couple of diuretics and down two or three bottles of water
Will this work? What would you do, /sci/? The elites may think they have the upper hand but they have severely underestimated the resolve of us schizos.