>>13493586Nicotine isn't what gives you lung cancer. It's all the carcinogens in cigarettes. You need to smoke a few packs a day, and even then still get unlucky enough to get lung cancer. While over 90% of lung cancer cases are the result of tobacco, as I recall, only about 15-30% of lifelong Chainsmokers develop lung cancer. Your best bet may be to smoke cigars and actually inhale the smoke. That should give you enough carcinogens to up the probability of getting lung cancer. As for the other stuff, restrict all motion if possible. Walk as little as you can. Eat 6000-10000 calories a day, with copious amounts of sugar every single day. I'm talking tubs of ice cream, pouring sugar packets in your extra large cokes, etc. It'll be hard work destroying your body but I believe in you!
