>abloo bloo, mum people are shitposting on a shitposting board of a shitposting mongolian basketweaving forum
I've been shitposting on this fucking site for 15 years. 15 fucking years. That's almost 5500 days. In 2014 I've learned to code just so I can make a shitposting bot to shitpost while I sleep to get some rest from shitposting. On average I am responsible for 7 - 9% of all the shitposts on this board since 2016 election (much less on faster boards like /pol/ which is why I mostly use the bot on slower boards such as /sci/, /g/ and /fit/). There is nothing, NOTHING any of you can do to prevent me from shitposting. NOTHING. NOTHING.
