What are the scientific biological effects of nuclear on the human animal?

It is my hypothesis that nuclear is actually safe and good for you, and that if we set off a nuclear in the biggest population of cucks there is, they'd all live, and mutate into Hulks, the most giga of all chads. The females would become sluts and no longer suit anything but their true purpose.

The liberals are lying about nuclear because they know it's the way to escape cucking. Is my hypothesis valid? Please explain the scientific reasons why, and don't lie to me with any of that loony lefty "poison" shit!