ALPHA FUCKS
BETA BUCKS
HOW IS THIS STILL UP FOR DEBATE IN CURRENT YEAR
MODERN WOMEN SELECT FOR DIFFERENT THINGS DURING DIFFERENT STAGES OF COUPLING
DURING THE RECREATIONAL COUPLING STAGE THEY SELECT FOR DARK TRIAD, MUSCLES, AND MONSTER DING DONGS
DURING THE PROCREATIVE COUPLING STAGE THEY SELECT FOR KINDNESS, INTELLIGENCE, AND WEALTH
If any of you guys had spent more than an afternoon in passing with girls you would know this.
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The only complication to this model is that the women in some populations (read between the lines here) reproduce during the recreational coupling stage. These populations typically have more male offspring with dark triad, muscles, and monster ding dongs. In the more successful populations of society (read between the lines here), the girls still go through the recreational coupling stage, but they take birth control because they aren't retarded, so they do not reproduce during this stage. Then when they are in the waning days of fertility, they do what is colloquially known as "settling down," or "looking for a guy to share a future with." This is the "beta bucks" part of the equation. They start to look for a kind, smart, wealthy guy (sound like anybody you know? *le epic trollface*) to have a stable, long term relationship with, in order to physically reproduce and create offspring, a.k.a. children, and raise a family together.
My advice to my fellow /sci/entists is to accept that this is the evolutionary strategy the human race confronts itself with for a reason. It is near optimal for increasing intelligence, and therefore genomic level evolutionary fitness, over generations. Just embrace it. If you don't get laid a lot when you are in your early 20s, don't sweat it. You are going to be happier in the long run dedicating yourself to your research, finding someone who actually loves you and supports you, and living a moral life. Sexual impropriety is the wellspring of much misery in this world.
