Now I know what you're thinking: healthy actor collapses on a movie set faster than a folding chair under 460 pound Shaniqua there behind me, a few short months after participating in a clinical trial for a never-before-tested, experimental, gene-altering medical therapy? Wowzers! That must be exciting for attorneys, I'm talking - excuse my bluntness your honor - cooming directly into their 2000$ pants before they can even reach the zipper kind of excitement, just thinking of those Millions, scratch that, Billions of Dollars in potential damages awarded in class action law suits to, get this, 100s of Millions of people who also participated in those same trials. Right? WRONG! Not a single overpriced suit will be stained by greed goop today! And why? Because those bastards at the pharamceutical companies covered their tracks flawlessly. Through some late Hanukkah miracle they had the government sign a contract that stated that no citizen could EVER hold them accountable in a court of law for any damages, injuries or deaths resulting from their products. That's right! The government quietly handed them a carte blanche for criminal neglicence that makes James Bond's License to Kill look like a goddamn bus ticket! Ask yourselves: Who could do such a thing? Or as the French say: Qui? QUI?
No further questions, your honor.