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Anonymous Sun 25 Jul 18:23:56 2021 No.13434710 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13434718 >>13434731 >>13434744 >>13435469

Oh nononono, looks like we were wearing the masks on the wrong end all this time!

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2021/07/23/covid-could-spread-flatulence-say-ministers/

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jul 2021 18:25:02 No.13434718 Report

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>>13434710
Sexy underwear with blown-woven fabric when?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jul 2021 18:27:14 No.13434731 Report

Quoted By: >>13435110 >>13435457

>>13434710
Kek. In all seriousness, it can spread through the gastrointestinal tract. I doubt farting would be much of an issue, but taking a shit and flushing causes aerosols to spread throughout the bathroom. Public bathrooms are probably one of the most infectious places a person can visit.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jul 2021 18:27:21 No.13434734 Report

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>and then I told him that covid spreads by farting hahahahaha
>I'm gonna slam this foster's and slip another shrimp on the barbie mate

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jul 2021 18:30:03 No.13434744 Report

Quoted By: >>13434773

>>13434710
"credible-looking stuff"
The power of observance was strong in these officials

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jul 2021 18:37:09 No.13434773 Report

Quoted By: >>13435463

>>13434744
Australia is *still* throwing entire states back under house arrest any time literally one person catches the coof, so if I were an aussie I'd start buying up the Huggies before the hoarders get them.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jul 2021 20:06:02 No.13435110 Report

Quoted By: >>13436392

>>13434731
This is why I never flush after shitting in public bathrooms.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jul 2021 21:40:59 No.13435457 Report

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>>13434731
Yet another reason why I switch to working remotely five years ago and won't entertain the notion of going back. I know my bathroom is clean and even if it wasn't, there are only two people here shitting in it.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jul 2021 21:43:06 No.13435463 Report

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>>13434773
Will that ever end? The rest of the planet is a virtually limitless reservoir of the virus. And we're being told that the vaccine doesn't stop the spread, just reduces the symptoms so if they ever reopen, they have a whole country ready for infection. I don't understand their long game. Are they assuming it will eventually burn itself out?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jul 2021 21:45:38 No.13435469 Report

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>>13434710

Anti covid buttplugs that you have to wear all day when?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jul 2021 21:50:51 No.13435505 Report

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>>13435463
>Will that ever end?
Apparently not without a revolution or other major political upheaval, but I imagine the fear propaganda is keeping the public in line, same as in Britain et. al.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jul 2021 22:03:45 No.13435553 Report

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>>13435505
Here's your "Health Official" bro

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jul 2021 22:12:16 No.13435586 Report

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>>13435553
>take a picture of somebody with a high resolution telescope lens
>zoom in on their face
>they look retarded
Why isn't this utilized more often?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jul 2021 22:15:11 No.13435599 Report

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>>13435586

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jul 2021 22:15:56 No.13435602 Report

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>>13435599
>this is the most beautiful woman in australia

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jul 2021 23:41:02 No.13435886 Report

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>>13435553
>>13435599
Other than the moustache and teeth she could be worse.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jul 2021 23:47:09 No.13435908 Report

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>>13435553
>>13435602
>her ancestors were kicked out of England for being too ugly
WEW

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Anonymous Mon 26 Jul 2021 00:31:04 No.13436019 Report

Quoted By: >>13436203

>>13435599
>police
Is that a news channel in Australia or do the police have their own media operation?

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Anonymous Mon 26 Jul 2021 02:07:24 No.13436203 Report

Quoted By: >>13436401

>>13436019
In Australia it is legally required to speak into a police microphone at all times, so that they can monitor you for hate speech.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Jul 2021 03:29:45 No.13436392 Report

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>>13435110
Me too. And if someone has left behind a log before me, well then, I dont flush it before I dump, I just crap on top of that. I call it "mountaineering"

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Anonymous Mon 26 Jul 2021 03:33:37 No.13436395 Report

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>5 years ago
>road trip
>desperate to pee
>run into small grocery store bathroom, 1 urinal 1 stall
>reeks but I have no choice
>urinal broken
>go into stall
>full of shit and apparently clogged
>it's either that or the sink and the door doesn't have a lock....
>door opens while I'm peeing
>as I walk out there's a kid standing there waiting for me to come out
>probably most traumatizing day of that kid's life
I'M SORRY KID I SWEAR IT WASN'T MY FAULT

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Anonymous Mon 26 Jul 2021 03:36:50 No.13436401 Report

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>>13436203
Sadly believable.

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