I'm not asking for medical advice, but a possible scientific explanation for this. The only thing I can point to as a cause is when 2 weeks ago I started using a replacement charger for my laptop, made my a third party.

Whenever any part of my skin anywhere, from head to toe, touches a conductive material, it burns. Mild enough that I can still keep touching things, even an aluminum can which burns the most, but it feels like touching some metal left out in the sun. Confirmed it's an electrical issue today when I went in the ocean, and when touching the bottom of my pants that got wet, my hands burned, but not the dry parts.

What is this? I don't even. I been to the doctor before for subjective but very real issues that they couldn't detect or do anything about, so I'll wait. Only thing I think to try is one of those Earthing/Grounding mats, and other new age hippie remedies to supposedly offload all the 'bad energy' form electronics. Also getting a new laptop Monday and avoiding touching this one, using wireless imput device.